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Help Save Humanity

For anyone out there with any funny and/or extremely degrading stories, pictures, or videos of this raving lunatic, do not hesitate to send them my way. These things need to become public domain so that everyone out there can see the true depravity of the man that so many have been tricked into not hating that much.

Back By Popular Demand!

That's right, people. After a two-year break, I am back in the blogging game with all-new, even more pointless entries.

Bloggers Rock!

It came to my attention the other day that some people find blogs to be "pointless" or "stupid" or "for losers." Well, you know what, Phil, they're not. Just because I have a blog does not mean that I am a worthless human being with nothing better to do with my life. Perhaps blogger-bashers are just jealous because they don't have blogs of their own.

Jeremy sucks

It has recently come to my attention that Jeremy sucks even more than Todd. He is also a pussy. Todd's cool.

Baseketball Is Awesome

Baseketball is by far the greatest movie ever made. Everyone should watch it multiple times. In fact, I am getting ready to watch it right now.

Todd sucks

That's right Todd, you suck. This is what you get for laughing at me for creating a blog. Anyone else who thinks that Todd sucks should write a comment.